Savage Tweets for Getting through the Week

zachnading Published 09/22/2022 in Funny

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More sad ending please. Normalize sh*tting in your pants. Thank you.
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Dang, what's everybody up to?
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Trash pandas need love too.
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British people HAVE to make everything about themselves apparently.
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I second this. Are you aware that straight dudes want to bang too?
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Why am I terrified of this version of Garfield? Damn.
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Alright, this one deserves a mic drop. Nailed it.
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Not me just following this car around, laying on the horn.
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This boy is down bad. Pain.
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That's king sh*t. Keep that man around.
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Is it gay to not live in trash and filth, fellas?
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Listen, animals get horny just like we do. Let them be.
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I said leave the bottle!
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Influencers were birthed out of satan's bunghole.
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Tom Brady is turning into a vampire right before our eyes.
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Without fail. Saturday morning I'm up and ready to roll.
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Ahh gotta love college football's punching bag, WVU.
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I'd watch this movie one thousand percent.
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She's a dime piece.
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What a performance she's doling out.

1.
More sad ending please. Normalize sh*tting in your pants. Thank you.
2.
Dang, what's everybody up to?
3.
Trash pandas need love too.
4.
British people HAVE to make everything about themselves apparently.
5.
I second this. Are you aware that straight dudes want to bang too?
6.
Why am I terrified of this version of Garfield? Damn.
7.
Alright, this one deserves a mic drop. Nailed it.
8.
Not me just following this car around, laying on the horn.
9.
This boy is down bad. Pain.
10.
That's king sh*t. Keep that man around.
11.
Is it gay to not live in trash and filth, fellas?
12.
Listen, animals get horny just like we do. Let them be.
13.
I said leave the bottle!
14.
Influencers were birthed out of satan's bunghole.
15.
Tom Brady is turning into a vampire right before our eyes.
16.
Without fail. Saturday morning I'm up and ready to roll.
17.
Ahh gotta love college football's punching bag, WVU.
18.
I'd watch this movie one thousand percent.
19.
She's a dime piece.
20.
What a performance she's doling out.

funny and dirty tweets - if you re depressed have some coffee - tommy bayer Went to get a massage and got a sad ending they made me shit my pants 91922 Twitter for iPhone 249 5 Quote Tweets 5,369

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1. More sad ending please. Normalize sh*tting in your pants. Thank you.

2. Dang, what's everybody up to?

3. Trash pandas need love too.

4. British people HAVE to make everything about themselves apparently.

5. I second this. Are you aware that straight dudes want to bang too?

6. Why am I terrified of this version of Garfield? Damn.

7. Alright, this one deserves a mic drop. Nailed it.

8. Not me just following this car around, laying on the horn.

9. This boy is down bad. Pain.

10. That's king sh*t. Keep that man around.

11. Is it gay to not live in trash and filth, fellas?

12. Listen, animals get horny just like we do. Let them be.

13. I said leave the bottle!

14. Influencers were birthed out of satan's bunghole.

15. Tom Brady is turning into a vampire right before our eyes.

16. Without fail. Saturday morning I'm up and ready to roll.

17. Ahh gotta love college football's punching bag, WVU.

18. I'd watch this movie one thousand percent.

19. She's a dime piece.

20. What a performance she's doling out.

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1.
More sad ending please. Normalize sh*tting in your pants. Thank you.

2.
Dang, what's everybody up to?

3.
Trash pandas need love too.

4.
British people HAVE to make everything about themselves apparently.

5.
I second this. Are you aware that straight dudes want to bang too?

6.
Why am I terrified of this version of Garfield? Damn.

7.
Alright, this one deserves a mic drop. Nailed it.

8.
Not me just following this car around, laying on the horn.

9.
This boy is down bad. Pain.

10.
That's king sh*t. Keep that man around.

11.
Is it gay to not live in trash and filth, fellas?

12.
Listen, animals get horny just like we do. Let them be.

13.
I said leave the bottle!

14.
Influencers were birthed out of satan's bunghole.

15.
Tom Brady is turning into a vampire right before our eyes.

16.
Without fail. Saturday morning I'm up and ready to roll.

17.
Ahh gotta love college football's punching bag, WVU.

18.
I'd watch this movie one thousand percent.

19.
She's a dime piece.

20.
What a performance she's doling out.